![]() ![]() Sailor’s source of heat: a large hearth, blurred The woman pushes open the door, jogs past the Ass Has one feature that regulars love on nights like Years was expanded to two stories: a pub on theīottom and rooms above. The poorly built tavern sits on the foundation ofĪn old chapel, and some time in the last hundred With its low-life patrons and they seem to prefer “The Ass Sailor.” The name seems to have resonated Off the shitty letters C-R, so now it just reads, “The Crass Sailor,” but months ago, vandals pried Her shift at the second crappiest tavern in town: Lion statue across the street, just in time for In a few minutes she arrives at her destination, She rides on,įeeling guilty, but also relieved. More time, and then mounts the horse and gets the The body of the old woman, checks the streets one The rider takes a breath, kicks a little snow over “do? I am so dead.” The young woman looks around. Robe, cane in a mangled hand, face bloody, armīroken. Young woman stops, dismounts, walks back, and seesĪn awful sight. She just hit something or someone? Oh no. She barrelsĭown the street, muttering to herself, “Shit, Hills– until! A flash of yellow hair, hoofbeats,Ī fast-moving horse, a young human woman riding at In Jorenn Village, at the foot of the Umber White of ice capping every tree and dusting the Black and white, as far as theĮye can see. Right? So let’s just dive in, right? I’m going toīRIAN: Thank you for telling us everything you’re Going to be fun, and if it sucks then who cares, So needless to say, I’m super nervousīecause I’ve never done this before, but it’s Let’s dive into another episode of Critical Role!ĮRIC: How many drinks do you have going there? SAM: All right, so with all that out of the way, Are you on it,ĮRIC: I’m just trying to learn how to play 47ĪSHLY: I think you’re great and you’re going to doĪ great job. He played 30 characters in one episode?ĮRIC: I had to sing Happy Birthday 47 times. SAM: Oh is that true? September 23rd, tune in toĭuckTales. We’reĮRIC: Yes, actually, I think the 23rd may be the I’ll talk to you guys afterward about who’s going Of the show that I have been riding the coattails But no, it’s great, actually, to be a part Things to announce about it, so tune in if you’reīRIAN: There’s Talks Machina Tuesday night.īRIAN: It’s shameless self promotion at this Might show you the cover of the damn thing. Scuttlebutt about the Critical Role comic book. Going to be talking about, there will be a little Taliesin’s not here he’s also naked in theĭesert, but on Wednesday he’ll be back for artbook and sign up for updates,Īnd you’ll get the latest. You want to get updates you can go over to LIAM: Yeah, we’ve got that art book coming out. You’re in the northern central California SAM: So we’ll be in Sacramento for the weekend, meĪnd Liam, doing stuff. MARY: No, I have to do a red-eye on Friday night Liam and I willīe tomorrow morning flying to Sacramento to do The Scanlan shirt isĮven less new-ish, but it’s an amazing shirt, and I know that’s notīrand new, but it’s new-ish. Well, the Daggerĭagger Dagger shirt is back. Store already? Now? Go purchase it! Go purchaseīRIAN: I want to see Travis wear that when he SAM: Wow, I love it! And it’s available in the LIAM: If you think that sleeves are bullshit, weĮRIC: You get a great tan with that shirt. It’sĪ little throwback to that little fun beachĪdventure we had with pranks and stuff. Shirt that says Dalen’s Closet in Shamal Bay. First, new merch, guys! New merchĪvailable in the store right now. Going to carry on without them and have a one-shotĭeal. Role gang are on the playa in Burning Man right ![]() SAM: Matt and Marisha and the rest of the Critical LIAM: And I’ll turn to the right and ask Matt– Lot of help tonight from Liam O'Brien, as will Eric. SAM: Yeah, that’s right! I will be asking for a LIAM: He knows six percent less than you! He really doesn’t know how to play at all, and SAM: This is Eric Bauza, man of a thousand voices. To him, playing his first ever game of DungeonsĮRIC: I just got off my Uber shift, and I am Next to her is cute-as-a-button Ashlyīurch. The fabulously talented and sultry Mary Elizabeth My guests for this evening areįerociously handsome and attractive people. Through some sort of convoluted story that I’veĬome up with. I’ve ever done this, so treat me nicely and To Not Critical Role! I will be your host for theĮvening and Dungeon Master. SAM: Hey, everybody! It’s me, Sam Riegel! Welcome Transcription: androgynousweirdo (tumblr), talksquietly, rowecailo, & and timesetting: & SRT files | Final TXT files ![]() This episode courtesy of these lovely critters: Below is the full transcript of Critical Role episode 110.5, Bar Room Blitz (Sam Riegel One-Shot). ![]()
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